Welcome to New York City. Oops, I mean Paris. No. Wait. I mean London. No, that's not right either. ¿Where am I again? Oh, that's right, Buenos Aires. A city like any other. Any other big city that is. However, unlike any other city in Argentina. Heck, they even have their own regional accent that differs from the rest of the country.
Which isn't completely surprising, as historically, Argentina was a tale of struggle for power between Buenos Aires and the rest of the country. And when I say struggle, I mean a series of wars.
That struggle is over now. Buenos Aires won. They have the power and the money, and both of those likely factor into making this the most European city in the most European country of Sur America.
WARNINGS
¡Watch your wallet!
¡Pickpockets are everywhere!
These warnings were given to us by everyone we met who had been to Buenos Aires before us. Recounting us tales of how wallets were lifted from their deep tight front pockets, with no one in sight for miles around, without them noticing anything was wrong until the next time they went to pay for something.
They make the Artful Dodger look like Andre the Giant.
Or so we heard.
All I know is, is that I bought this wallet:

Put this piece of paper in it:

And carried it in this pocket every day during my two week stay:

I still have the wallet.
HOW TO GET AROUND
The bus system is a mess. You pay based on how far you're going, so it's difficult to plan ahead. There are hundreds of different bus lines and no easy way to find out which one will bring you where you'd like to go. And while there are defined stops, waiting there isn't enough. You have to step into the road, pretty much in the path of the oncoming bus, and wave frantically. Which isn't a guarantee that it will stop for you, but it will certainly increase your odds.
However, the light at the end of the tunnel is the subte. Fast. Clean. Frequent. Going nearly everywhere you'd like to go. And, most importantly, cheap. If you saw the money required to ride the subte lying on the ground in Montréal, you wouldn't bother bending over to pick it up.
WHERE TO STAY
If you're a smoker, Buenos Aires is your ashtray. With most hostels having indoor smoking sections or balconies connected doorlessly to main common areas, you will be considered. They want your money. For those of you who aren't smokers, prepare for hallways and common areas, including kitchens and dining areas, that smell of smoke, or even have smokers in them.
After that, most of the hostels are similar. Similar prices. Similar services. Similar rooms. Similarly located in downtown.
However, avoid The Fraternity House, the most woman hostile hostel I've ever heard of, let alone seen. There's the noisy grate stairs that inform the people in the kitchen that they can look up to see up your skirt. The tiny bunk bed private room, too small to fit in a second bunk, without window or air-conditioning or fan that gets so hot that you have to sleep with the door open. The bathrooms that come in two varieties, with lock but a frosted window where people can see you showering, or without lock and people can just walk in on you showering. The pictures of half naked women on the walls. The lack of twenty four hour personnel, possibly making you the only woman in a hostel filled with men in that environment.
While I've disliked more than one hostel, this is the first time that I am rooting for a hostel to go out of business.
WHERE TO EAT
I don't know. I had the largest, juiciest, tastiest steak of my life at one restaurant, but I also had twenty-four hours of diarrhea after that. I had pizzas that were about as good as anywhere else in Argentina, but not better. I had a dinner tango combo where the food was passable in my opinion, while barely edible in Audray's. There are lots of restauranting options in Buenos Aires, if I don't tell you where to eat, maybe you'll get luckier than I was.
WHAT TO SEE
As with all major cities in the world, there are art museums to visit. Depending on what epoch you enjoy, there's the Museo Nacional de Bellas Artes (Av. Del Libertador 1473), Museo de Arte Moderno (Av. San Juan 350), and, probably the most essential museo, as you'll see works you wouldn't see otherwise, Museo de Arte Latinoamerico (Avenida Figueroa Alcorta 3415). If that's not enough, and you've enjoyed the pieces by Xul Solar, a major modern porteño artist, that you've seen, you can visit the Museo Xul Solar (Laprida 1214), dedicated exclusively to his works.
Museo Evita, Lafinur 2988. This is an essential stop for all visitors to Buenos Aires; an opportunity to learn about possibly the most important figure in the history of Argentina, and someone, who, while known internationally, deserves more recognition.
Museo Penitenciario, Humberto 1º 378. While very texty, the museo is free and has some excellent dioramas of España punishments that were abolished shortly after independence was achieved. As well, for those who read español, the information regarding prison life in Argentina is fascinating. From the symbolism of their tattoos, to the games they would create for recreation, to the collection of shanks and drug paraphernalia, this gives you an inside look at how life was for people that we very rarely talk about.
Museo del Traje, Chile 832. Unless you really enjoy looking at vintage clothing, this one is only worth it if you can understand español. If you do, take the guided tour, and see how women's status and the expectations regarding them changed with time, as expressed in how their fashions changed in comparison to men's fashions. A fascinating method to learn about gender history in Argentina.
Obelisco. If you're in town after a major win for Boca Juniors, the local fútbol club, head to the Obelisco in the centre of town and watch the celebration. Unlike the matches, which are filled with angry, hateful crowds spewing misogynistic terms at the opponents, the celebration here is pure joy. Plenty of jumping up and down, singing, and firecrackers.
WHAT TO DO
Shop at the Feria Artesenal located on Defensa and running between I don't know and I don't know either. If you show up at Defensa and Independencia you'll be in the middle of it and it will stretch in both directions further than your eyes can see. Go on a Sunday, it's closed Saturdays, and during the week it runs at half-capacity at best. Note that, even if you don't buy anything, much of the work is impressive, and it's a nice walk from end to end
Vrai ou faux? Une grande ville, c'est une grande ville, peu importe où l'on est dans le monde. Malgré les petites différences, ça ce ressemble.
Selon moi, vrai. En général.
Par contre.
Buenos Aires est la dernière ville d'Argentine que nous avons visité. Et malgré le fait que c'est une grande vile, cette visite m'a beaucoup apporté. J'ai pu y vivre mes dernières expériences incontournables d'Argentine.
Mais quelles aventures magnifiques vas-tu nous conter, me demandez-vous? Hé bien je vous offre mon
Top 5:
5 -
Cimetière Recoleta (une petite pensée pour Geneviève)
Franchement, de loin le plus beau cimetière que j'ai visité dans ma vie. J'en ai visité pas mal, même travaillé dans un. Recoleta est petit mais magnifiquement aménagé et entretenu. Rafraîchissant. Il donne envie de s'apporter un livre et y passer quelques heures. Même Chris qui honnit les mausolées (pour les riches, prend de la place, etc etc) l'a apprécié, c'est pas peu dire.
4 -
MALBA (Museo de Arte Latino de Buenos Aires)
Carlos Cruz-Diez. C'est un artiste que j'ai découvert au MALBA et qui m'a profondément affecté.

J'ai aussi eu la chance de voir une œuvre originale de Frida Khalo, une des femmes que j'admire le plus. Pas besoin de dire que j'étais émue...mais je le dis quand même. J'étais émue.
3- Madres de la Plaza de MayoPendant la dictature argentine, ces mères ce sont réunies toutes les semaines sur la place publique afin de réclamer de l'information sur leurs proches disparuEs. Elles sont considérées comme étant un élément clé de la dissolution de la dictature. Encore aujourd'hui, tous les jeudis à 15h30 elles marchent sur la Plaza de Mayo. Être en leur présence, alors qu'elle brandissaient les photos des proches diaparuEs ou mortEs était émouvant, un honneur, vraiment.
2- Fernet
Le Fernet est une liqueur alcoolique très populaire en Argentine. Le Fernet est fait à base d'herbes et d'épices, très, très, goûteuses. On y reconnaît entre autres la lavande, le girofle, la cannelle, et j'en passe. Le Fernet est a un taux d'alcool très élevé. Trop fort pour se boire seul, il est automatiquement dilué dans de la boisson gazeuse brune. Le Fernet pourrait, selon moi, être utilisé pour déboucher les drains ou fondre des plombages. Mais quitter l'Argentine sans y goûter aurait été de passer à côté de quelque chose de fameux.
1- TangoNous avons commandé nos billets de spectacle sur un site qui vend des billets pour Buenos Aires. 150 pesos (environ 38 $CAD) chacunE pour le souper-spectacle, ça valait la peine. Que ne fût pas ma surprise lorsque Paypal m’annonca: votre paiement de 300 US$ est complété. Quoi?! En argentine le symbole de pesos est $ et le symbole de dollar américain est US$. Le site affichait en $. Après un infarctus, quelques appels et quelques courriels, on nous a remboursé nos sous. Fiou!
Mais ça me laissait bien triste de ne pas voir de spectacle de Tango en Argentine. À la dernière minute, nous avons remarqué qu'en face de notre auberge, un restaurant offrait des spectacles de Tango gratuits pendant le repas. Musiciens live, chanteur live et 2 couples de danseurSEs. Wow! J'ai donc pu voir du Tango, goûter du Fernet et ressortir avec le C.D. de Ruben Nativo, un grand crooner très, très quétaine mais surprenament divertissant.
Yé! Mon aventure est complète.
Don't cry for me Argentina...